Parents: OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact.guys don't add me on facebook, and like my pictures, they don't ask me for my number, i get 5 texts a day, one from dad, two from mom, and one from the phone company, sometimes from that girl in class asking me whats due tomorrow, guys don't text me 'goodmorning beautiful' or just even 'hi what's up' if i have any guy friends, theres one, maybe two, you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty, you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i'm just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me, it's because they want me to give them something or to call me bad names, i don't have 120 likes on my profile picture, i'm scared of having a party because i wouldn't have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don't let anyone know me? no it's because i don't look good, it's why all the pretty girls out there are full of guy friends, don't tell me because they're the best people, ever because it isn't true, my teeth are not perfect, i don't like my smile, i'm insecure as fuck my eyes have nothing special, i don't even have the perfect body so don't tell me i'm not ugly because i am.
me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member: will
what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member: u
me: who had a little lamb?
band member: mary
me: who am i talking to?
band member: me?
me: hahA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact. guys don't add me on facebook and like my pictures, they don't ask for my number, i get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there's something for tomorrow. guys don't text me saying 'goodmorning beautiful' or just even saying 'hi whats up?' if i have any guy friends they're one maybe two. you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i'm just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it's because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. i don't have 120 likes on my profile picture, i'm scared of doing a party because i know i would't have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don't let anyone know me? NO, it's because i don't look good. why all the pretty girls out there are full of 'guy friends'? don't tell me because they're the best people ever because it ain't true. my teeth are not perfect, i don't like my smile, i'm insecure af, my eyes have nothing special, i don't even have the perfect body, so don't tell me i'm not ugly because i am.
me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact. guys don't add me on facebook and like my pictures, they don't ask for my number, i get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there's something for tomorrow. guys don't text me saying 'goodmorning beautiful' or just even saying 'hi whats up?' if i have any guy friends they're one maybe two. you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i'm just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it's because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. i don't have 120 likes on my profile picture, i'm scared of doing a party because i know i would't have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don't let anyone know me? NO, it's because i don't look good. why all the pretty girls out there are full of 'guy friends'? don't tell me because they're the best people ever because it ain't true. my teeth are not perfect, i don't like my smile, i'm insecure af, my eyes have nothing special, i don't even have the perfect body, so don't tell me i'm not ugly because i am.